We’ve all been there. You’re going about your day, minding your own business when someone stops you and asks, “How are you?” It’s a simple enough question, but sometimes it can feel like a loaded one. Do they really want to know how you’re doing? Or are they just being polite? Regardless of their intentions, the next time you’re asked, you’ll be ready with these 250+ witty and funny responses to how are you. Let’s jump right into the most…